1. Click on this link:
   http://www.hollywood.com/movies/starwars/video/xwing.mov

2. Wait for the .mov file to finish downloading and play
   the movie.

3. Now imagine that sequence and substitute this dialog.
   This radio spot concept relies on this scene from Star Wars 
   (Destruction of the Death Star) being very familar to
   our target audience: 30-50 years old (i.e in 1975 they 
   were young adults), techno-folks who are now in purchasing 
   decision roles.  We would also need to do a good job with
   the audio effects.  We probably have no chance of using 
   the original soundtrack, since Lucas keeps very tight 
   reins on everything related to the StarWars brand, but any
   "triller" type music would do.  I think people will get it
   and Star Wars is obiviously *big* right now.

 (grumble of ships and background horn music)
 Red Leader: All wings report in.
       Guy1: Apache agent standing by
       Guy2: Oracle agent standing by
       Guy2: SQLNet agent standing by
       Guy3: DNS-1 standing by
       Guy4: DNS-2 standing by
       Guy5: Firewall standing by
       Guy6: Router-1 standing by
       Guy7: Router-2 standing by
      Robot: whistles
       Guy2: (garbled) Passing through the firewall
 Red Leader: Hold tight
 Red Leader: (fuzzy) Keep traceroute on.  Double packets.
       Guy7: Look at the size of that delay.
 Red Leader: Cut the chatter Router 2.  Accelerate to 5 milliseconds.
      (music and engine noise)
         (blaster fire)
          (explosion)
       Guy2: The firewall's been hit.
 Red Leader: This is it boys.
Gold Leader: Red leader, this is Gold leader.
 Red Leader: I copy Gold leader.
Gold Leader: The web site is up, but cookie lookup is hanging.
 Red Leader: We're in position.  Oracle is up but the firewall
             is down.
      (music and engine noise)
         (blaster fire)
         (fade quickly)
 Announcer1: Today's web sites need a small, dedicated army of
             monitoring tools.
             Today's web sites need ZapPatrol.
 Announcer2: www.zappatrol.com
             (pronounced "Dub-Dub-Dub zap patrol dot com")
 Announcer1: If your site is down, you'll be the first to know.
 Announcer2: www.zappatrol.com

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FYI: Original Dialog
 (grumble of ships and background horn music)
 Red Leader: All wings report in.
       Guy1: Red 10 standing by
       Guy2: Red 7 standing by
      Biggs: Red 3 standing by
     FatGuy: Red 6 standing by
       Guy3: Red 9 standing by
     Skinny: Red 2 standing by
       Guy4: Red 11 standing by
       Luke: Red 5 standing by
      R2-D2: whistles
 Red Leader: Lock X Form in Attack Position
     FatGuy: (garbled) Passing through the magnetic field
 Red Leader: Hold tight
 Red Leader: (fuzzy) Put your deflectors on.  Double front.
     Skinny: Look at the size of that thing.
 Red Leader: Cut the chatter Red 2.  Accelerate to attack speed.
         (ships engine noise)
 Red Leader: This is it boys.
Gold Leader: Red leader, this is Gold leader
 Red Leader: I copy Gold leader.
Gold Leader: We're starting for the target shaft now.
 Red Leader: We're in position.  We're going to cut across 
             the axis and try and draw their fire.
      (music and engine noise)
         (blaster fire)
   Unknown1: Heavy fire, boss, 23 degrees.
   Unknown2: I see it.
   Unknown3: Stay low.
       Luke: Red 5, I'm going in.
      (music and engine noise)
         (blaster fire)
      Biggs: Luke, pull out!
         (blaster fire)
      Biggs: Are you all right?
       Luke: I got a little cooked, but I'm OK.